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Espresso Yourself Tote

Description: A cup of espresso coffee with saying, "Espresso Yourself."

Tags: demitasse, esprsso, java, mocha, brew
Heavenly Coffee Tote

Description: Cup of coffee being presented as a heavenly gift by God's hands.

Tags: caffeine, cup of coffee, i love coffee, espresso, latte
Reese's In Peace Tote

Description: Spooky graveyard with a partially eaten Reese's Pieces peanut butter cup in front of a RIP tombstone

Tags: death, graveyard, spooky, candy, cemetery
Halloween Candy Tote

Description: Jack-o-Lantern with candy coming out of his mouth

Tags: halloween, pumpkin, spooky, candy, trick or treat
Benjamin Franklin Egg Quote Tote

Description: "An egg today is better than a hen to-morrow."

Tags: benjamin franklin, chef, cook, egg, eggs
Claire Saffitz Egg Quote Tote

Description: "Never met an egg I didn't like."

Tags: chef, claire saffitz, cook, egg, eggs
Retro Orbitz Drink Tote

Description: Orbitz was a non-carbonated fruit-flavored beverage produced by The Clearly Food & Beverage Company of Canada, makers of Clearly Canadian. It was introduced in test markets around May 1996, then went to most markets by 1997, and then quickly disappeared due to poor sales. The drink was sold in six flavors, and made with small floating edible balls. Orbitz was marketed as a "texturally enhanced alternative beverage" but some consumers compared it to a portable lava lamp.

Tags: drink, fruit, orbitz, retro, soda
Retro Red Fusion Cherry Soda Tote

Description: A cherry-flavored, red-colored variety. It was the first new flavor added to the Dr. Pepper family of beverages in the company's 122-year history.

Tags: beverage, caffeine, cherry, cola, dr pepper
Mark Bittman "Burger" Quote Tote

Description: "A good burger is worth its weight in gold." —Mark Bittman

Tags: burgers, cook, cooking, food, foodie
Julia Child "Steak" Quote T-Shirt Tote

Description: "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting on your steak to cook." —Julia Child

Tags: bbq, diet, food, foodie, julia child
Johnny Carson "Fruitcake" Quote T-Shirt Tote

Description: "There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."

Tags: fruitcake, holidays, johnny carson, quotes
You Are What You Eat Tote

Description: This shirt features a quote by Jim Davis: "Avoid Fruits and Nuts, You Are What You Eat."

Tags: fruits, nuts
Michael Pollan "Chickens" Quote T-Shirt Tote

Description: "When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too." —Michael Pollan

Tags: farm, food lover, foodie, free range, organic
Let's Cook Japanese Tote

Description: Asian style art of foods falling into stewpot .

Tags: healthy, vegetables
Same Shit Different Day! Tote

Description: Express you're attitude about what's happening today.

Tags: humor
Henry David Thoreau "Pumpkin" Quote Tote

Description: "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau

Tags: halloween, henry david thoreau, materialism, quotes, solitude
Afraid of Butter Tote

Description: One of Julia Child's most well known quotes.

Tags: baking, butter, chef, cooking, cream
No Better Berry Tote

Description: "Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did." —William A. Butler

Tags: berry, food, food lover, foodie, fruit

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